The Missing Piece

“Are you anybody else’s missing piece?”
“Not that I know of.”
“Well, maybe you want to be your own piece?”
“I can be someone’s and still my own.”

— Shel Silverstein, The Missing Piece

Stuff my boyfriend says

Me: "I can't believe the driver took us to the International terminal. They never do that.."

Craig: "It's because you're wearing a onesie."