Stuff My Boyfriend Says

Him: "Have you ever heard of the movie 'This is Yo'?"

Me: "Um, I think that says 'This is 40'."

Him: "Oh. This is going on the blog, isn't it?"

Stuff My Boyfriend Says...

"Whoa, this peanut butter is like, whipped! That's why choosy moms choose Jif!"

Stuff my boyfriend says

Me: "I can't believe the driver took us to the International terminal. They never do that.."

Craig: "It's because you're wearing a onesie."

Stuff my boyfriend says..

(Set scene: C-In shower, V-Just out of bed)

V: The water sounds funny in there, is the shower not draining?

C: What?

V: The shower. Is it not draining?

C: What? I can't hear you!

V: Nevermind, not important.

C: No, tell me! What are you saying?

V: Is it not draining?

C: No, it's not raining. The sun is shining.

V: Right. Got it. Thanks.

Stuff my boyfriend says...

Me: "I just saw Mario Lopez run by"
Him: "Is he sexy in real life?"
Me: "Yep!"
Him: "I figured."

Stuff my boyfriend says..

"I'm bad a communication sometimes."

Ya think?

Stuff my boyfriend says..

"Geez, your boobs look huge! New bra? Or is it because your waist is getting smaller?"

Takin' it as a compliment!

Stuff My Boyfriend Says

"If you broke up with me, I'd probably stalk you for a long time."

Cute? or Scary?

Stuff my boyfriend says...

"Sleep tight, love. Don't let the bedbugs bite! ... Oh, I forgot! Sorry!!"

Stuff My Boyfriend Says...

"I could never get away with beating you.. you bruise too easily."

*Upon noticing a pattern of small triangles bruised into my back from taking a 20 min bath laying on my anti-slip pads*

Stuff my boyfriend says..

"In North Carolina, they have an entire restaurant that just sells biscuits."

Stuff my boyfriend says.. GUEST EDITION!

Dwight: "Is that a new purfume?"
Sarah: "Um, no. It's hand sanitizer."
Dwight: "Oh.. good."

Stuff my boyfriend says..

A sleepy conversation:

"Come here."

"I'm here.."

"No, closer.. I want your skin on me."

Adorable? Or "Silence of the Lambs" creepy?

Stuff my boyfriend says..

"What is it you want? Eucalypticks?"

Stuff my boyfriend says..

Him: "Your butt has gotten bigger."
Me: "What!?!"
Him: "No, in a good way! ... Wait, what? No it hasn't."

Stuff my boyfriend says..

"Look! I got you travel size shampoo AND conditioner! And, it's girly. See? It's orange."