Stuff my boyfriend says..

(Set scene: C-In shower, V-Just out of bed)

V: The water sounds funny in there, is the shower not draining?

C: What?

V: The shower. Is it not draining?

C: What? I can't hear you!

V: Nevermind, not important.

C: No, tell me! What are you saying?

V: Is it not draining?

C: No, it's not raining. The sun is shining.

V: Right. Got it. Thanks.